Often before lunchtime even begins!
So, I has to trek back to me desk with an open plateful of grubs, like some waiter in a poncey restaurant.
On the plus side, I'm building up a nice collection of curiously shaped china potteries, which, when inverted, look suspiciously like them spaceships out of Mars Attacks!
Coolio!
I'm building me up a fleet of maurauding martians in me lunch break! All I need is some glue to stick the cutlery "legs" on!
And I have the theem toon on me iPod, so I can stick that on play, and rise the invading force out of me desk drawer.
♫ Bobbom pom pom pom
boddom pom pom pom
boddom pom pom pom
dum dum dum
boddom pom pom pom
boddom pom pom pom
dum dum dum
ooOOOOOooeEEEeeeoooooo!♫
Ha! Take that, Mr Stapler! Take my disintegration ray!
You - Bellatrix Lestrange mug! Prepare for destruction!
Noooo - not my Bella! That the romantic interest! Run, Trixie, Run!
Zap! Kerpow!
Oh noes! It's Matt Cameroon out of Ladygarden and Pearl Necklace singing a Naive American Lurve Call!
But not before I wipe out the Change Management bods! Pitow! Pitow! Die, You beaurocracy blocking jobsworths! Reject my change would you? Well, not more!
Oh, I knows how to has fun in me lunch break, me!
