Seriously?
SERIOUSLY?
They're dragging Rolf Harris into it?
Jingle Jangle jewellerying his "extra leg" and bringing his didgeridoo into disrepute?
Presumably whilst Cyril Smith encouraged munterescent muff divers of the feminine persuasion to sample BLT's meat as Freddie Star bit the heads of cocks to gleeful applause from Gaz Glitter during an underage rape as Sir Jimmeh cummed in a corpse.
Rolf? Really?
Probably drew a big cock on his Rolferoo or something.
Close your eyes... take a hold of this... can you tell what it is yet? Uh'huh a-aheh mmm hohh a-hah hoh, let me wriggle your wobbleboard, etc...
Is there no end to the ridiculous parade of improbable accusations?
Next it'll be Alvin Stardust, greasing up his leather gloved arm for the fistings of victims bots, or some other such preposterousness.
