But dogs do!
As New Zealand has run out of money, due to spending it all on Hobbitses and Classical British Shakesperean Actors, they've had to roll out Austerity Measures instead of the red carpet.
Why spend lots of monies employing Taxi Drivers at great expense, when you can train replacements for peanuts?
And by peanuts, I mean doggie biscuits.
After specially adapting some of the controls, three dogs (a giant schnauzer, a whippet cross and a beardie cross) were strapped into a special chair and trained by treats on how to operate a car.
And now they've actually been put in control of an actual mini!
Yes - we actually have dogs driving cars.
Probably mowing down moggies and driving into lamp posts for a piss, but driving cars nevertheless.
Check out the video ** here **
It's only the beginning. I, for one, welcome our new canine overlords, and look forward to a shaggy chauffeur.
As long as it's not one of them there Durex Dogs, who can't see past it's hairy fringe!
I SAID FRINGE!!
