Well, I thought I'd venture out into The City for The Alleged Sales.
Strangely, everything is still the same price!
But it was a chance to finish up the Xmas shopping...
...and still came away with no Xmas shopping & yet more presents for myself!
Sweeties and Kate Beckinsale (which isn't lecherous, coz it's also got Kevin Webster out of Corrie for The Ladies).
Really need to find presents for The Essex on Satur... what am I thinking! They're getting the best present ever! The present of the presence of The Xym in Vajazzleworld!
What more can anyone ask for?
Apart from a slimmer, wittier, less troll-like alternative to Xym!
