MultipliXymty...

Right, off out to see in the New Year with some tip top people.

Alas, being a Man In Demand, I cannot see all the Hot Babes tip top people who desire my presence.

So next year I'm nipping down Hamley's Toy Shop in the Arcade and buying a My First Chemistry Set so I can clone meself.

At least then I can turn up to all events and hopefully ogle/snog hot drunken party Pretties not disappoint people by not putting in an appearance.

See, I was going to stay in, as I had to let someone down, so thought that was bad. So I thought I'd treat everyone equally and show no favouritism.

However, much as I really wanted to go to the other event¹, I was threatened by my Polish Pretty that if I didn't come to the other event, she'd squeeze my balls.

Now, if she's gonna do THAT to them if I DON'T go, imagine what she'll do to them if I do go!

NYE teabagging or some such, I shouldn't wonder!

¹ OH? LET ME GUESS - THERE'S YET ANOTHER UNAVAILABLE PRETTY YOU WANNA
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