..ye barnet of Xym!
I went into Starbucks this morning, and they had a card for me!
For ME!
With me name on it and everything!
Looks like all them days spent ogling up beautiful barista babe's buttocks bent over tables and sashaying up the stairs has paid off!
Clearly theys been watching me on the CCTV, and feel all empowered because they realise they're all hot and stuff!
Perhaps I need to make my comedy pervatoricals more obvious, so next year I get showered with pressies...
...or invited to the Starbucks Office Party to be ravised by drunken serving wenches as they dip their nips into them teeny expresso cups for some Calendar Girl type photogratifications and flange photocopying.
or something.
But in addition to that, it seems the Angry Hair Of Hulkness is causing much attention! Why, I've never had so many banet-based compliments. Everywhere I go, there's huge smiles and quick chats as to the follicle finery.
Never before have I been retained at point of purchase for random shit-chat and engaged in many a diverse discussion. Ah, the power of plumage.
You'd think, being all evergreen pine needley and the color of jealousy, people would treat me with the usual vehemence. But no, seems people open up to The Green rather than the usual red & purple. Jason Woodrue1? Alec Holland? Bah - Xym IS The Green!
Perhaps I should have had Xmas tree hair with dangly baubles before!
Or, due to the retention of some streaks of pre-color, chocolate lime hair!
Luring Pretties with my hair of sweeties!
Totes amazebaubles...
1 ♫ JASON
JASON
FLORONIC MAN (DUMM DUMMMMM)
KI.... MO... ♫
- CLANNAD, SOMETIME IN THE 1980's, PROBABLY ON A FRIDAY.
