There's promotionally painted primates all about the City!However, when it comes to simian simulacra my preference is for stony statues of sasquatch, bigfeets, hairyass yeti's and fat-bellied abdominal snowfolk.
I've already passed what looks like a gorilla in a canaries strip1 with a Sky cap. ..but in all primate probability that was a neanderthal chavyob dragging his knuckles off to Riverside for a Carrow Road punch up, after being violently incentivised by the duffings up on Jeremy Kyle on his Sky Digibox.
Last time it was elephants with their mouth sticks, now hairy men monsters. What next? Tall horse monsters that run like deckchairs would run if deckchairs ran? Vagina Head Monsters fighting in ponds...
...oooh! That foreign perv, I mean artist, who takes plastercasts of quim and displays 'em on a wall! Even the snatch of Slagheap Challenge's Lisa What Rogers-anything-in-sight!
Right, that's it! Next year, I'm getting a Council Arts Grant to make moulds of models minges to prominently present pussy to the public! After the success of Fannuary and National No Knickers day, I'm sure to be inundated with requests by my Pretties to finger their flange with plaster of Paris to display their inner beauty to the people of Norwich!
What could possibly go wrong...
1 ACTUALLY, ON A SECOND VIEWING LATER, IT TURNED OUT TO BE BRADLEY WIGGINS IN A YELLOW JERSEY DOING HIS BEST IAN "MONKEY MAN" BROWN IMPRESSION. PROBABLY THAT BACKWARDS F.E.A.R. VIDEO.
