Superman is a really odd shape. Especially his face.
Lois Lane has a really cute nose... but that's about it!
The Phantom Zone isn't even a spinny bit of mirror'd glass!
Zod is no Zod. And can't act.
Ursa is... definately not Ursa! The sexy slut with the slit at the top of her legs1. She's some war veteran battleaxe in armour called Ferrero Roché or something.
And as for the "plot"... by God it was ever so dull! Plot hole after plot hole after HUGE plot hole!
I won't be buying THAT on Blu-Ray then!
1 THERE'S SOMETHING TO BE SAID FOR LUSCIOUS LADIES WITH LONG LITHE LIMBS IN SLUTTY PVC SLITTED TROUSERS SLIT RIGHT UP TO THE HIP! URSA JUST OOZES 50 SHADES OF KRYPTONITE! OH MY!! FERRARI IS JUST A MISERY ARSE. MAY AS WELL HAVE JUST CAST MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ AS THE POUTY
2 OR THE KRYPTON FUCKED HER, AS SHE WAS CLEARLY GETTING IT ON WITH ZOD. NOT TO MENTION LOIS SNOGGING SUPERMAN - HE'S A SPACE MONSTER! IT'S LIKE BEASTIALITY - SHAGGING PREDATOR, THEM WAR OF THE WORLDS MARTIANS WITH THEIR TRIPOD "THIRD LEG", OR THAT BETENTACLED BEASTIE IN SUPER 8. IT'S JUST WRONG - LOIS, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? ALIEN SPUNK FROM SPACE UP YER SNATCH INDEED.
