What the... L4Y3R C4K3 is not about cake at all! No sir!
It's a highly convoluted, confusing, thing about gruff, gravelly voiced cockneys who say "Fuck" a lot.
Even Dumbledore, despite talking like Dumbledore throws in a few Fucks here and there!
Even mild-mannered Kingsley Shacklebolt, who can't deny Dumbledore's style, still throws on his Ministry Of Magic Dress and hat!
Turns out that the "Layer Cake" in question is a pile of shit. Literally!
According to Dumbledore, you start out with a thick layer of shit, then a thinner layer of shit, then another, until you can't remember there's shit in yer cake. Scarlet Johannsenn has red in her Heath, and Dumbledor has shit in his cake. There's a metaphor there somewhere. Or a metaphwoar, in Black Widow's case.
Anyhoo,. it all ends with them sat round with slices of shitcake.
Made no sense at all to me - but it DID explain why Bruce Willis was poncing about town in his dressing down on the hunt for unlimited women of sexual escapades. For Daniel Craig was abducted half way though in his dressing down and take to an office. So that explains that.
But after that, it's Fast And Furious in the ready money round!
Oooh Michelle Rodriguez! I wonder if she'll deviate from her usual one-dimensional character of Pouty Puerto-Rican With An Attitude Problem Who Likes To Duff People Up...
But in this, she plays a Mechanic/Racer Pouty Puerto-Rican With An Attitude Problem Who Likes To Duff People Up (as opposed to Marine Pouty Puerto-Rican With An Attitude Problem Who Likes To Duff People Up and Street Vendor Pouty Puerto-Rican With An Attitude Problem Who Likes To Duff People Up).
But it was much better than that dessert disaster!
