What's the story, morning lurgy...

Started late last night. Sniffley sneeze sneeze cough. Then...

♪ Woke up this mornin' feelin' shite
There's somethin' special on tonight

But me throat is blocked and I can barely breathe

Something tells me Xym might be stayin' in! ♫

But noes - stagger into the freshness of fresh air! Hit, hit, hit, hit the City!

And now I'm as chipper as chips in a chipping machine in a chippy destines to be oralised with mayo in a hot babes cakehole!

So:
Babysham from Xmas - check
Black Cherry Sidekick - check
Vanilla Coke and Vanilla Cream Soda - check
Popcorn - check
Bag of old olde sweeties - check
Bag of Swizzle lollies - che.. fuck that! They're staying at home for ME!
Packets of popping candy for poon based fun with explosive contact on labial lubricant - check.

Sorted!