Judging by the all too tight and transparent leggings and general VPL, it's clearly Big Knickers Day.
And once again, a severe lack of pics of pantless pretties cluttering up my inbox. So not much hope for The WhatACunt later.
Oh well.
I'll just have to moan about mariachi bands singing "I Lurve Rock & Roll" instead!
See, I quite liked when they did The Human League. I quite liked their E-17 cover. But I have two major gripes here.
First, Mexican pan pipers cannot pronounce the letter J. Like José is pronounced Hoe-zay. So, in the song, we gets "put another dime in the yookbox baybay". Yookbox? Like, WTF!
And second: "I Lurve Rock 'n' Roll" - this is all about Doritos, which has the same number of silly bulls (for bullfighting with, Gringo) as Rock'n'Roll. So they should be singing "I Lurve Doritos, so dip another chip in the salsa baby!"
But no, these so-called marketing experts are clearly not half as clever as The Xym, as my lyric not only fits the song, but promotes the product, in a meheecan mariachi manner.
I'm wasted, I tell thee, wasted!
And I intend to be totally wasted later!
Mwah ha ha ha!
