Hell's Teeth! Has it really been 3 years since I was last here? And why the cockshit am I back again?
Basically, last month The Xym suffered Near Demise. Where Them Illuniati failed, biological function decided to try assassinating Xym into oblivion!
Unluckily for you lot, them Horsepickle People fixed me internals, and after a near shave with That There Grimsby Reaper, I has decided to rectify things - such as getting back into blogging again!
So, what has ye missed in the last three years?
BLOGGOCKS
I have many unfinished blogs here - might even finish them someday. But, I did find I was writing for Other People rather than myself. So, I've decided to go back to blogging to please meself. Alas, that twatarse MicePays deleted a lot of me original blogs. Tried to get 'em recovered... but Justine Trousersnake fecked me right over, and they're gone forever.
BLOGGOCKS
I have many unfinished blogs here - might even finish them someday. But, I did find I was writing for Other People rather than myself. So, I've decided to go back to blogging to please meself. Alas, that twatarse MicePays deleted a lot of me original blogs. Tried to get 'em recovered... but Justine Trousersnake fecked me right over, and they're gone forever.
EMPLOYMENT
The Xym has changed jobs! From the lofty heights of Norwich Union IT, to Fundraising Data Management, to Seven Secret Herbs & Spices Chicken Constructor to...
...locking people up in a room, and laughing at them trying to get out!
The Xym has changed jobs! From the lofty heights of Norwich Union IT, to Fundraising Data Management, to Seven Secret Herbs & Spices Chicken Constructor to...
...locking people up in a room, and laughing at them trying to get out!
BARNET
Been growing the barnet longer - it's gotten quite long, and heavy on top, so it keeps collapsing. BUT - that brush with death has inspired me to make the most of me follicle fabulousness. So, I'm a-growing it into David Blowie Gobbling King out of Labyrinth cut! Watch this space!
Been growing the barnet longer - it's gotten quite long, and heavy on top, so it keeps collapsing. BUT - that brush with death has inspired me to make the most of me follicle fabulousness. So, I'm a-growing it into David Blowie Gobbling King out of Labyrinth cut! Watch this space!
PRETTIES
Of those, we shall not speak! One's Harem has somewhat collapsed, and the least said about Relationships, the better! Let's just say things haven't exactly worked out, and many bridges have been burnt.
But on the plus size, my Harem has been replaced by an ever-growing Fan Club of saucy minxes and hot dames! Now, if only Xym could approach and talk to them....
...and no, Near Death has not managed to instil a Life Is Short Grab Every Opportunity Live For The Moment Ask That Pretty Out What's The Worst That Could Happen mentality within Xym.
Of those, we shall not speak! One's Harem has somewhat collapsed, and the least said about Relationships, the better! Let's just say things haven't exactly worked out, and many bridges have been burnt.
But on the plus size, my Harem has been replaced by an ever-growing Fan Club of saucy minxes and hot dames! Now, if only Xym could approach and talk to them....
...and no, Near Death has not managed to instil a Life Is Short Grab Every Opportunity Live For The Moment Ask That Pretty Out What's The Worst That Could Happen mentality within Xym.
On the other hand, I did ask my Sis to ask Færie Futurewife to unblock me on FB, so at least I'd still have her on me friends list before I ended up deaded. Result: Sis got blocked too!
DANCE MAGIC DANCE!
Alas, I got too entwined within work, and it seriously curtailed social excursion. However, I now go to a Lindy Hop dance class once a week. And my other nights out reduced to 80s night at That There Talk, and occasionally Chains On Velvet at The WhatACunt. Also turning up at the Jacquard Anthems night at The Talk
Alas, I got too entwined within work, and it seriously curtailed social excursion. However, I now go to a Lindy Hop dance class once a week. And my other nights out reduced to 80s night at That There Talk, and occasionally Chains On Velvet at The WhatACunt. Also turning up at the Jacquard Anthems night at The Talk
GIGS
Many, many gigs! Some I'll stick post-dated on here. You may have seen Xym recently on That Tellybox at various shows. Or not.
However, due to invasionary arterial amendment, front row flouncing has had to be curtailed due to the possibility of potential demise.
That said, I was at Big Minds on Sunday, and I went absolutely mental to New Gold Dream ('81-'82-'83-'84). Yeah - really should pay attention to Nurses, coz I did nearly kill meself!
Many, many gigs! Some I'll stick post-dated on here. You may have seen Xym recently on That Tellybox at various shows. Or not.
However, due to invasionary arterial amendment, front row flouncing has had to be curtailed due to the possibility of potential demise.
That said, I was at Big Minds on Sunday, and I went absolutely mental to New Gold Dream ('81-'82-'83-'84). Yeah - really should pay attention to Nurses, coz I did nearly kill meself!
Ooooh, and I was also at the Let's Rock Norwich, ogling up ViX & Magz out of Fuzzbox. Met up with some friends later, and was bellowing out classic OMD and Human League tracks. Apparently, I can do a pretty good Phil Oakey vocal! So, sod my Fields Of The Mission Of Mercy goth tribute band - I'm gonna start Numan League! Gary Numan/Human League electronic tribute act!
First song planned: A variation of Being Boiled - "Being bald"! Listen to the voice of Buddha, saying stop this alopecia...
Not that Xym has alopecia - his luscious locks are still turning heads and getting randomly photographicated!!
First song planned: A variation of Being Boiled - "Being bald"! Listen to the voice of Buddha, saying stop this alopecia...
Not that Xym has alopecia - his luscious locks are still turning heads and getting randomly photographicated!!
ARTISTRY
I has new poeticals I need to put up! And even more XymArt for Jacquard Anthems - now just finished my 13th poster, containing all 13 posters! Now that's what I calls value for money!
I has new poeticals I need to put up! And even more XymArt for Jacquard Anthems - now just finished my 13th poster, containing all 13 posters! Now that's what I calls value for money!
HATS
I has more hats! Battered hats! Hats with clocks! Hats with goggles! And I still wants more!! And a new mask too - will be having it's first outing at Jacquard Anthems this Halloween! One clue - Jigsaw (and not the one out of Saw)...
I has more hats! Battered hats! Hats with clocks! Hats with goggles! And I still wants more!! And a new mask too - will be having it's first outing at Jacquard Anthems this Halloween! One clue - Jigsaw (and not the one out of Saw)...
WHAT ELSE?
What else do you wants to know! I can't remember all that's happened in the past 3 years!
So, I'm back, and hope to be blogging regularly again - more for myself, as it was in the old days.
Speak to you soon, faithful followers!
What else do you wants to know! I can't remember all that's happened in the past 3 years!
So, I'm back, and hope to be blogging regularly again - more for myself, as it was in the old days.
Speak to you soon, faithful followers!
