Fuck, it's arrived.
Judging by the screams, an English pig-bladder booter has successfully kicked a small sphere into a box 8,118% larger than the sphere itself!
And not just once, multiple times too!
This is such an overwhelming achievement, people are descending into Cthonic madness!
I walked through a door not much larger than myself - let alone one 8,118% larger of titanic R'lyehan proportions! I don't see anyone celebrating me for it!
"ooh, but Xym, they have to compete against 11 other players!"
Yeah - and I had to complete with hoardes of twatarse chavscum with feral offspring, double buggies and tattooed knuckle-dragging gorillas...
...and their neanderthal husbands/bfs/sidecocks...
...barging out of entrances instead of exits, and generally being obnoxious obstructionists!
But how fêted am I?
Buggery sod all!
Yet a girlyboy in shorts is worshipped for swinging a leg and getting a tiny object into a huge hole!
And I don't mean his cock into Katie Cheap-Price's pussy. or something.
