So quoth ye dyslexic minstels "Outkast".
Now, I've heard the word Ouija pronounced many ways.
Almost all of them totally wrong!
The most popular, of course, is the "Weegee" board.
But that would be a corkboard filled with black and white photographs of death taken by Ascher (Usher? Arthur) Fellig.
Then there's the "Widgey" board, which is probably a poke-yer-mum. or a childish name for a cock.
And of course, there's the spunksocks who call it a WeeJar (which is something totally different. and not in a tiny glass case kind of way. More a Donald Trump Prostitute Mattress Residue Squeezed Into A Typical Jammy Cuntainer kind of way. probably. or something).
And then there's cockmunching mingebrackets who call it a Luigi Board after Mario Mario's sibling psychic sidekick. and plumber. or something.
Outkast got it right. It's Wee Yah, being a combination of Oui (Wee) - the French for Yes, and Ja (yah), the German for Yes.
So that mean's it's pronounced WeeYah.
But why is it called a YesYes Board? Surely it should be a Ouinon (YesNo) Board?
Ah, but then it would sound like Wean on Board... which sounds like some car rear-window signage to do with Bitty Titties when dogging in lay-bys.
And it can't be a Janein Board, because (a) who's Jane, and why is she in a board?, and (b) JaNein sounds a bit... pædoey, and (c) GERMAN!!
I suppose we could call it Nonnein (NoNo), but then people would be rubbing it all over their hirsute extremeties to remove their follicular fuzz.
Me, I call a spade a shovel, so I just call it a Spirit Board. Or Witchboard.
...or Talking Bored, which you're getting from me right now, I reckon!
