FACE!!!
What is it with inconsiderate people on buses?
Forget the BO, the feral offsring of ChavScumMum, the queue jumpers, the you're-not-sitting-next-to-me-bag-on-seat gits...
...I'm talking about the Window Openers!
OK, so some folks like Fresh Air. They don't like the stagnant scent of grannyfarts, or think it's "a bit muggy" out. So, they open the Windows.
Now, opening windows isn't a problem - but it is if you open them like a right twat!
I've found that most people who open windows on buses, often sit on the seat right underneath the window they've just opened!
Why is that such a problem, I (don't) hear you ask!
Well, for one thing... they're under the window! These windows are hinged at the bottom, so you pull them at the top. This means you get FUCK ALL benefit from opening the window.
On the other hand, the poor sap (often me), sat on the raised seat behind, gets a full blast of air right in the face as the bus reaches velocity and the outside streams in!
And if it's raining, you get sploshed in the face too - and it don't half ruin your carefully styled barnet! Blowing it all about and dampening it, and the hairspray setting it at ridiculous angles!
Yet take to task the bellowing behemoth for causing you wind-based distress, and they get all uppity!
If you want a window open, take a seat behind the window, reach forward, and open it. That way, YOU get the benefit of the draft, and the person beneath the window is unaffected! Simples!
But Nooooo - lardy arse whingers would rather open a window, sit below it, not get any benefit, and inconvenience the person right in the breezy path! Bastards!!
