Televisual advertisement never fails to amuse me!
There's this advert, where some middle-aged strumpet is worried about dampening her gushing gusset, so she has to wear Special Undercrackers
And she's found a pair of pisscatcher pants that are really pretty!
To whit: this sensuous crotchsponge cover from that Always Discrete When You Secrete Boutique:
Hold on... they look a bit... bandagey? A bit like them weird bandage pants that Noomi Rapist wore in Prometheus!
Clearly, someone misheard the request for erotic bondage pants for golden shower fetishists, and ended up with bandage pants!
