6th day of the 6th month of...
2018!
And the number of That There Beast is 666.
Three sixes!
And three sixes make 18!
6/6/'18
And was there an Apocalypse at 7:06 (66 minutes past 6)?
Was there buggery sod as like!!
However, I have heard that another Rapture is due.
Now, some people mock them religious nutjobs, who keep banging on about The Rapture coming, and it never does.
Well, first of all, that's bollocks. Rapture came in 1980 on Blondie's album Autoamerican, before being released as a single in January 1981.
Second of all - people tend to forget The Rapture actually happened!
Them Scholars Of Scripture will waffle on, about how The Heavens will open, and people will ascend into The Heavens for Eternal Bliss as the Heavenly Angels (aka Camille and Kennerly, Them There Harp Twins) play their harps at you all day and night.
The Rapture has been announced several times before - and another one is on the way!
But what these Gormsters forget is that people are absolute Cunts.
No-one ever ascends on Rapture day, because no-one deserves it! Come the Rapture... fuck all happens because no-one deserves to Ascend.
Besides, if you want the sounds of the Harp Twins harping on their harps, you can buy their CDs online.
Or just perve over them on YouTube instead.
Who needs Eternal Paradise sat up in the clouds when you got t'Internet?
Besides, clouds contain rain, so you'd have a constantly damp bum. Heaven would seem to be an eternity of being plagued by piles from moistened mudflaps.
