One of our rooms is called The Laboratory Of Dr Lev Pasted.
Clearly, we need to rename it The Lavatory Of Dr Lev Pasted!
Now, when visiting an Escape Room, the one thing you are certain of, is that you will be locked in a room for up to an hour. So, it would make sense to visit the conveniences before you visit.
Especially if you've just left a pub/restauraunt/café.
Because clearly, such places are legally bound to provide pisspots & shithouses for their dining & drinking consumers. So it makes sense to use them before you leave for a venue where you're gonna be locked up.
Well, that doesn't occur to most people!
So, they rock up, 20 mins late because they were finishing off their Gin and Tonics, all needing to use the singular staff toilet.
Except those that want to hold it in, thinking they can last a whole hour.
Now, what happens when you've been in a room for 55 minutes with 5 minutes to go, and you need a pee? Do you:
a) Last out the remaining 5 mins
b) Ask to be let out to use the loo
c) When friends ask "You OK? Do you need to pop out?", you answer "Nah, I'm OK", then go over to a corner, heavily piss your pants, try to hide your sodden crotch & legs, and squelch out at the end leaving urinary footprints across the room, out the door, and out the building.
Obviously the answer is (c)!
The poor girl running the game had no idea what was going on - you see a chap go off into a corner and start crotch fiddling, you think he's having a crafty fap! How do you deal with that?
Thank gawd he didn't need to take a shit!
Ah, Monsturd!
"First you take a dump in your pants
Then you do the Shit Your Pants dance
Round and round and round you will prance
When you do the Shit Your Pants dance"
Then you do the Shit Your Pants dance
Round and round and round you will prance
When you do the Shit Your Pants dance"
