Departmental Xmas parties.
Drunken, bellowing cocks, trying to ply Pretties with enough cocktails for pullover removal for norkage perusal.
Loud, offensive, obnoxious twatmeisters, embarrassing themselves and creeping out the cuties.
And there's only one Pretty in the Pub!
The Xym is not a laddy lad, and cannot relate to binge drinking gormistry, and escapes being bored to tears by tales of Tablets and cost effectiveness of launch weights of cotton T-Shirts by making the now legendary Excuses And Left.
But what's this - my pickled Poringland Pretty wants me take her up the jacksy? Oh, she wants me to take her up to the taxi! Seems the wide boys are getting uncomfortably rude, and not to be trusted.
Yet Pretties feel safe with trusty Xym and all his coolness!
It's deffo the 'tasche - gotta be!
Anyhoo, once again Chivalrous Xym is escorting sexy ladies to safety! It's not often The Xym has hotties of extreme hotness upon his arm, and most pleasing it was too!
And with the beautiful babe safely dispatched to her Other Half (naturally!), The Xym can return home having done a good deed for a sozzled sexy siren, and that makes The Xym a very happy Xym indeed!
I think I may just have to set up my own Pretties rescue service!
Gigalo, night's chariot
A taxi to get Pretties home
Gigalo, Xym's chariot
perhaps Pretties will ask him back him home!
Well, you never know - there may be a single Pretty out there with a penchant for short fat ugly gothboys with preposterous hair and a recent lack of ludicrous shades that have been replaced by an outlandish moustache.
Well, anything's possible!
Escorts, Bestcorts!
