Next year, the world ends on 21st December 2012¹, which means...
... next years Xmas number one chart topper will the the last one EVER!
So, what's it to be? Leave our malformed mutated survivors of catastrophe with a musical legacy to linger on, or give them such an apocalyptic dirge that musical intonation is outlawed by The New Society of giant chimeran human-cockroach hybrids?
Will we go out with a bang, or a careless whisper?
Surely we don't want Simon Cowell and next year's equivalent of Little Fix with a generic bland cover?
How about another campaign to get something like Rage Against The Machine to the final top spot?
Or should be all back Ultravox's Vienna, then sneak in Joe Dolce's Shaddapa Ya Face at the last minute?
LET'S GET THIS STARTED PEOPLE!
I votes for Swede Mason's Masterchef Synesthesia (buttery biscuit base!) for Xmas No.1 2012, just before the Mayan calandar runs out, and we have to dig out the Hollyoakes Babes calander 2013 before the terrible flooding and lack of Arks.
But with the Hollyoaks Babes calendar, no lack of Norks. Preferably thems of Carmel & Jacqui McQueen!
¹ OTHER APOLOCALYPSE AND RAPTURE DATES ARE AVAILABLE
