Film
| 16 Dec 2011 | Sherlock Holmes 2: A Game Of Shadows |
| 26 Dec 2011 | The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo Remake of the Swedish original. Can Rooney Mara do a better Lisbeth Salander than Noomi Rapace? The Xym doubts it. |
| 06 Jan 2011 | The Possession |
| 13 Jan 2011 | The Darkest Hour Invisible electrical space monsters invade Moscow! |
| 27 Jan 2011 | Intruders |
| 20 Jan 2012 | Underworld: Awakening Kate Beckinsale returns as Selene in the sequel to Underworld: Evolution |
| 10 Feb 2012 | The Woman In Black starring Daniel Radcliffe |
| 22 Feb 2012 | Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance Nicolas Cage being all Elvissy again! |
| 02 Mar 2012 | Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters |
| 09 Mar 2012 | John Carter Adaptation of Edgar Rice Burroughs’ John Carter Of Mars |
| 23 Mar 2012 | Hunger Games Blatant rip-off of Koushun Takami's Battle Royale, rewritten by Suzanne Collins in the style of Twilight to appeal to younger teens. Send these unimaginitive types off to an island run by Kinji Fukasaku & 'Beat' Takeshi and subject them to The Program, Say I! That programme being Takeshi's Castle. Or something. Hunger Games my best hat! |
| 27 Apr 2012 | The Avengers |
| 11 May 2012 | Dark Shadows Tim Burton flick with Johny Depp and... ♥♥♥HELENA BONHAM-CARTER♥♥♥☺ !! |
| 01 Jun 2012 | Prometheus Ridley Scott's prequel to Alien. Or tie-in. Or nothing to do with Alien whatsoever. |
| 01 Jun 2012 | Snow White & The Huntsman |
| 20 Jul 2012 | The Dark Knight Rises Anne Hathaway cast as Catwoman |
| 16 Nov 2012 | Breaking Dawn part 2 |
| 14 Dec 2012 | Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey |
| ?? ??? 2012 | .[rec]3: Génesis |
| ?? ??? 2012 | .[rec]4: Apocalypse |
| ?? ??? 2012 | Dracula 3D BY DARIO ARGENTO! With Rutger Hauer as Van Helsing, and... ♥♥♥ASIA ARGENTO♥♥♥☺ as Lucy!! |
| ?? ??? 2012 | Dredd First edit of the new Judge Dredd movie has been screened, and final cut is now in progress |
| ?? ??? 2012 | Mama New spooky Guillero del Toro movie. |
| ?? ??? 2012 | Silent Hill: Revelation |
| ?? ??? 2012 | Star Trek 2 Filming begins 15 Jan 2012 |
| ?? Apr 2013 | Evil Dead Remake in progress. |
| 03 May 2013 | Iron Man 3 |
| 22 Nov 2013 | Hunger Games 2: Catching Fire |
| 15 Nov 2013 | Thor 2 |
| 13 Dec 2013 | Hobbit: There And Back Again |
| ?? ??? 2013 | Akira Remake being directed by Jaume Collet-Serra who did 'The Orphan'. Cast believed to include Gary Oldman, Keira Knightley and... ♥♥♥HELENA BONHAM-CARTER♥♥♥☺ !! |
| ?? ??? 2013 | Stephen King's The Stand Remake directed by Ben Affleck |
| ?? ??? 2013 | Wolverine, The Hugh Jackman in another X-Men sequel |
| ?? ??? 2014 | Captain America 2 |
| ?? ??? 2015 | Doctor Who David "Harry Potter" Yates taking it on |
| ?? ??? ???? | Godzilla Warner Brothers reboot. Again. |
| ?? ??? ???? | Hunger Games 3: Mockingjay |
| ?? ??? ???? | Pride & Prejudice… and Zombies |
| ?? ??? ???? | Rentaghost: The Movie Russell Brand has been replaced by Ben Stiller as Fred Mumford |
| 09 Jan 2012 | Troll Hunter |
| 16 Jan 2012 | Legend Tom Cruise and Tim Curry |
| 23 Jan 2012 | Tomie: Unlimited |
| 30 Jan 2012 | Four Flies On Grey Velvet Rescheduled to allow more time to source better audio and work more on the prints. |
| ?? ??? 2012 | A Game Of Thrones (series 1) |
| ?? ??? 2012 | Immortals |
| ?? ??? 2012 | In Time |
| ?? ??? 2012 | The Whisperer In Darkness |
| ?? ??? 2012 | War of the Worlds: Goliath Manga-esque steampunk sequel to WotW (sort of like Scarlet Traces). |
| ?? ??? 2012 | War Of The Worlds: The True Story Tim Hines accepts flaws on his original WotW, and does a much better job on this faux documentary |
| 25 Dec 2011 | Dr Who: The Doctor, The Widow and the Wardrobe BBC1 |
| 16 Jan 2012 | Alcatraz On Fox in US :( JJ Abrams series - basically LOST set in a prison… |
| Autumn 2012 | Red Dwarf Dave. New Series (The Xym hath never watched it, so may have to start) |
| ?? Apr 2012 | A Game Of Thrones (series 2) presumably on Sky Atlantic. |
| ?? ??? 2012 | American Horror Story (series 1) |
| ?? ??? 2012 | American Horror Story (series 2) Greenlit |
| ?? ??? 2012 | Dirk Gently BBC 4. Full series currently being filmed due to the success of the Pilot |
| ?? ??? 2012 | Grimm |
| ?? ??? 2012 | Sinbad New mini-series |
| ?? ??? ???? | American Gods HBO mini series being adapted by Neil Gaiman |
| ?? ??? ???? | Journey To The West 13 part serial being adapted by Neil Gaiman. Probably better known as Monkey! in the UK |
| ?? ??? ???? | Munsters Remake. Pilot being developed by Pushing Daisy's Bryan Fuller |
| ?? ??? ???? | New Nabors A family's neighbours turn out to be The Muppets! What's not to like!! |
| ?? ??? ???? | Once Upon A Time |
| ?? Jan 2012 | Adam Ant Is the Blueblack Hussar in Marrying the Gunner's Daughter Adam Ant. Rumoured tracklisting: 1. Hard Men, Tough Blokes, 2. punkyoungirl, 3. Rubber Medusa (aka Gun in My Pocket), 4. Cool Zombie, 5. Shrink, 6. Cradle Your Hatred, 7. Who's A Goofy Bunny, 8. Bullshit (a song about the internet), 9. When I Was A Sperm, 10. Dirty Beast, 11. How Can I Say I Miss You, 12. Marrying The Gunners Daughter, 13. Stay In The Game, 14. Valentine's Day, 15. Vince Taylor, 16. Vivienne's Tears, 17. Bumpy Capers, 18. Mios Agos Y, 19. Call Me, 20. Sausage, 21. Izzy Dizzy Bums, 22. Stand Up, 23. I Know, 24. Darlin' Boy |
| 05 Mar 2012 | CΣRΘΜΘΠIΣS Fields of the Nephilim 2CDd+DVD, 2disc vinyl or Download (download includes Last Exit from Mera Luna 2008). CD1: ΛD•ΜΩRΤΣΜ (live 12 Jul 2008): 1 Shroud (exordium), 2 Straight To The Light, 3 From The Fire, 4 Penetration, 5 Shine, 6 Wail Of Sumer, 7 And There Will Your Heart Be Also, 8 Trees Come Down, 9 Psychonaut CD2: ΛD•VфΤΛΜ (live 13 Jul 2008): 1 Intro (Harmonica Man), 2 Preacher Man, 3 Moonchild, 4 Requiem, 5 Xiberia, 6 Zoon pt3 (Wakeworld), 7 Mourning Sun, 8 Celebrate DVD: 1 Shroud (exordium), 2 Straight To The Light, 3 From The Fire, 4 Penetration, 5 Wail Of Sumer, 6 And There Will Your Heart Be Also, 7 Trees Come Down, 8 Moonchild, 9 Psychonaut, 10 Mourning Sun |
| ?? ??? 2012 | CΣRΘΜΘΠIΣS Special Strictly Limited Collectors Edition Boxed Set Fields of the Nephilim - available on a first come first served basis exclusively from the official website. Content TBA. |
| 04 Jun 2012 | War Of The Worlds: The New Generation Jeff Wayne's re-interpretation of his original album to work in more of the novel, with new sequences and revamped score. Richard Burton being replaced by Liam Neeson |
| 16 Dec 2011 | Adam Ant Norwich UEA |
| 23 Dec 2011 | Liqueur: A tribute to The Cure Norwich WhatACunt |
| 06 Mar 2012 | Killing Joke Norwich WhatACunt |
| 27 Jan 2012 | Silent Hill: HD Collection remastered editions of Silent Hill 2 & 3 |
| 07 Feb 2012 | Resident Evil: Revelations 3Ds |
| 09 Mar 2012 | Silent Hill: Downpour |
| 23 Mar 2012 | Resident Evil: Racoon City |
| 25 Mar 2012 | Animal Crossing 3Ds |
| 27 Jan 2012 | The Annotated Sandman Vol.1 |
| 29 Feb 2012 | Blake's 7: The Liberator Chronicles #1 (audiobook) 1. The Turning Test, 2. Solitary, 3. Counterfeit. Features original cast members Gareth Thomas, Paul Darrow and Michael Keating reprising their roles as Roj Blake, Kerr Avon and Vila Restal |
| ?? May 2012 | New Blake's 7 Novels |
| ?? Aug 2012 | Blake's 7: The Liberator Chronicles #2 (audiobook) 1. The Magnificent Four, 2. False Positive, 3. [tba]. Features original cast members Gareth Thomas, Paul Darrow and Jan Chappell reprising their roles as Roj Blake, Kerr Avon and Cally |
| 06 Sep 2012 | The Educated Ape and Other Wonders of the Worlds Rankin, Robert |
| ?? ??? 2012 | e-Book back Catalogue Lumley, Brian |
| ?? ??? 2012 | Necroscope: The Möbius Murders Lumley, Brian |
| ?? ??? 2012 | Harry Potter (eBooks) Rowling, JK. Available via Pottermore. Delayed from October 2011. |
| IN LIMBO | At The Mountains Of Madness Movie adaptation of H.P.Lovecraft's classic, directed by Guillerro Del Toro. |
| IN LIMBO | Chrome Pendragon Pictures sci-fi flick |
| IN LIMBO | Forbidden Planet Remake written & directed by Babylon 5's J. Michael Straczynski |
| IN LIMBO | Good Omens Gaiman/Pratchett movie adaptation to be directed by Terry Gilliam |
| IN LIMBO | Hawk The Destroyer Final in the Hawk trilogy. Presumably waiting for funding, or after Hawk The Hunter |
| IN LIMBO | Hawk The Hunter Sequel to Hawk The Slayer, currently awaiting funding. |
| IN LIMBO | Myst Latest movie news October 2011: "Much has happened over the past few months and we will let you know what’s going on, but now is not the appropriate or best time" |
| IN LIMBO | Necroscope Script written and film "being worked on"… but no news for months |
| IN LIMBO | Neverwhere Gaiman movie adaptation awaiting a director |
| IN LIMBO | Sandman Gaiman TV Series adaptation awaiting a suitable director - Eric Kripke (Supernatural) was promising, but eventually turned down. |
| IN LIMBO | Stephen King's 'IT' David Kajganich is writing the script… no news on it for months. |
| IN LIMBO | Tripods, The Movie adaptation of the trilogy, re-set in America. |
| IN LIMBO | Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me, Teresa Banks And The Last Seven Days Of Laura Palmer Remastered DVD/Blu-Ray with deleted scenes |
| 02 Dec 2011 | The Thing |
| 02 Dec 2011 | Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows pt 2 |
| 04 Dec 2011 | Charlie Brooker's Black Mirror Channel 4 - 3 part anthology series |
| 04 Dec 2011 | Adam Ant Cambridge Corn Exchange |
| 05 Dec 2011 | Captain America |
| 05 Dec 2011 | Lioness: Hidden Treasures Amy Winehouse |
| CANCELLED | Locke & Key |
| CANCELLED | Shooting Stars (no more Vic & Bob!) |
