Left in a dampened loft
The roof has let the weather in
And all the card's gone soft
Ole limp wrist
a-swimming up the channel
It's David Walliams in the shower
And mincing with his flannel
a-swimming up the channel
It's David Walliams in the shower
And mincing with his flannel
Old, limp pigs
With thorns stuck in their trotter
Toss 'em on the Barbeque
And make that bacon hotter
With thorns stuck in their trotter
Toss 'em on the Barbeque
And make that bacon hotter
Old, limp pegs
Left in the rain by Gypsies
Then flogged to gullible housewives
Who still believe in Pixies
Old, limp PictsLeft in the rain by Gypsies
Then flogged to gullible housewives
Who still believe in Pixies
Still giving The English Hell
Lead by racist homophobe¹
The Gibson they call Mel
Olympics
It started off in Greece
And now they got no money left
Just nudie atheletes
It started off in Greece
And now they got no money left
Just nudie atheletes
Oil lamp sticks
Brandished by raging mobs
I've stretched phoenetics too far now
So I'd better shut me gob!
Brandished by raging mobs
I've stretched phoenetics too far now
So I'd better shut me gob!
¹ ALLEGEDLY, ACCORDING TO DIVERSE NEWS OUTLETS AND SECRETLY RECORDED PHONE MESSAGES.
