...one thrust, two thrust,
and teleport over there!
and teleport over there!
Alas, I did not win the Euromillions, having forgotten to enter it.
But my numbers didn't come up anyway, so I saved a few pence.
Anyhoo - remember t'other day there was that "news" story that Pudsey Bear from Children In Need had partaken of surgery to become a dog, win Britain's Got Talent, acquire a gay lover and write it's autobiography?
No?
Well, he did!
And now, thanks to Hector Riva off The Euromillions ad, we know how Pusdey turned gay.
Raped by nudie men!
Now, if you've seen the advert where Hector announces he's going to make a guaranteed 18 UK millionaires, there's a bit where he clicks his fingers and transports people to his world of wealth.
First - a click, and a chap in his PJs has been teleported mid-shave. Nothing out of the ordinary there.
But the second, and the clue to Pudsey's spatulament, is a nudie bloke with his nob buried deep onto his shaft.
But Xym, surely the man has been transported suddenly, and grabbed a teddy to cover himself!
But if that was the case, where would he grab the teddy from? Surely, only by the time he actually teleported would he realise he was nudie in public, and THEN reach for something to cover himself.
But he didn't, he appeared with the teddy already covering his manhood, which means it was already in place before the teleport occurred.
Ergo, he was already in the midst of raping his teddy.
Presumably, the nudie bloke was crying out "You're my Bitch, now take my cock!", hence Pudsey's indoctrination into being gay and being taken dogging to prepare him for BGT.
BGT! I thought that was a sandwich! Britain's Got Talent? Pah! Bacon, Gammon and Tomato sarnie for me!
Squeal piggy...
My name is Hector Riva - welcome to my World:
