Lessons learned, or lessons learnt?
Well, apparently, either can be used as past tense or past participle.
And I must say, it was tense in the past, wot with all thems Dark Ages and stuff.
And how do we know about all that tenseness? Not by Tony Robinson and his diggings, that's for sure!
It's because them Greybeards looked at The Past through a wormhole!
And how did they create this Time Tunnel? Only by using that there Cerne Abbas Giant!
It would appear that The Greybeards took advantage of the club wielding hillside carvery and used Fertility Science to create a corridor in time.
Out of his chalky nob-end.
In order to achieve this, there had to be a Greybeard in each carven nutsack. They then fired the aforementioned "Past Particles" up the sides of the engraved schlong, where they would follow the curvature of the cock, and meet/collide at the tip of the shaft.
This is known as a Hardon Collider. And because this is the Dorchester Giant, a Large Hard-On collider.
Anyhoo, when the two PAST (as in time) Particles collide, they explode in a huge orgasm, resulting in a milky mass of Timey Wimey Wanky Juice to ejaculate from the stiffy in a stream of StarGate spunk that travels through time and space.
And just what is the point of all this? Well, it would appear that many years ago, a member of The Fast Show was out a-boating, and his boatswain got lost at sea. With The Philadephia Experiment¹ and The Bermuda Triangle², it was believed these could be developed in an endevour to find missing personages on the past! For if we could look back in time, we could look at the point of disappearance and find out what happened.
And you have to start somewhere, so why not with The Fast Show's loss of his seamen?
And so they search for Charlie Higgson's Bo'sun.
Which, as all the world knows, is a lost cause, for the Bo'sun was snaffled by a Snark.
For the Snark WAS a Boojum, you see!
¹ CHOCOLATE AND CHEESE SPREAD. CHOCOLATE AND CHEESE SPREAD! WHAT SICK KIND OF EXPERIMENT WAS THAT?!?!
² SIMILAR TO A BRAZILLIAN, OR HOLLYWOOD, WHERE THE FOREST ENCROACHING ON THE LOST VALLEY OF MINJ IS TOPIARIED INTO A TRIANGLUARITY OF SHAPE. THE LOST VALLEY BEING A VERITABLE BUCKET, AS PEOPLE TEND TO GET SUCKED IN (off?) AND ARE LOST FOREVER IF THEY GO TOO NEAR.
