You know them Mexicans?
Well, there's up in arms. Firing their pistols in the air with their bodily odour arising from armpits in aphrodisiacal aroma.
Possibly.
Anyhoo, they're getting all shouty over politics.
It would appear that during some political debate, a Pretty handed out some notes. Said Pretty being draped in white dress. Said white dress having a plunging neckline.
Revealing kle'varj.
Outrage! Brazen barely bared busoms on camera!
And it gets worse in England-land.
Much worse.
Holly Willoughbooby had partial chesticle exposure, with kle'varj all over the tellybox, and putting Jessie J's manly moobage to shame.
Even Simon Cowell was affronted, as his pectoral pillows failed to compete with the Willoughboobage. And Cowell hates being beated in the ratings, let alone by jugged up presenters in the norkage stakes.
Maybe it's just me. I thought kle'varj had been aroung for Donkey's years. Obviously not, judging by the righteous indignation raised by funbag valleys. You'd think we were transported back to Victorian times!
Next they'll be moaning about seeing Cat Deeley's ankles.
For shame! For shame...
