...dammit, Shakira, I confused 'em with molehills.
Whereas I confused Madonna's pointy protuberances with termite mounds.
And as for Winona Ryder, I confuseded hers with the flat pancakeyness of Norfolk, England.
Not to mention Toady Harsh - I confused hers with Abu Simnel. Some lop-sided artificial oversized reconstruction withered out in the desert, died up like a camel's teat milked dry by painted houri for the bathing of beauties. I expect many a man has gotten lost in her valley of Gwangi. And by Gwangi, I mean her kle'varj, not her bare, deforested valley of Minj.
And not Sticki Minj and her "Pink Friday". And by Pink Friday, she probably means a fappage of the flange to kick off the weekend after a hard days work barking into a microphone.
Or something.
Ah, mammarial landscapian topography. The best of both worlds.
And worlds are rounded spheres.
Ergo: The best of both worlds must be a fine pair of spherical objects.
And you could argue that Shakira has indeed an impressive set of "top bollocks".
And all because she insists she's a She-Wolf (well, right old bitch) in the closet, confusing her baps with the Himalayan Alps¹. Presumably with Tibetean monks mystified by the mystery of her mountainous mammaries.
'bout time she came out of the closet, and started lezzing it up with Anastacia (whom, I believe, is Left Outside Alone, and apparently where she is, "It's Cold Out Here", so she needs come company in the form of a good warming up by way of a Shakira strap-on sapphic sex session).
Or something...
¹ MAH HUMPS
MAH HUMPS, MAH HUMPS, MAH HUMPS
MAH HUMPS
MAH HYM-A-LAY-AN HUMPS
CHECK 'EM OUT!²
I DRIVE THEM BUDDHISTS CRAZY
I DO IT ALMOST DAILY
I GIVE THEM SUCH A HARD ON
WEARIN' ROBES OF SAFFRON
THEY SAY SELF-IMMOLATION
IT JUST MEANS MASTURBATION
KARMA THEY BE SHARIN'
ALL THAT MEDITATIN' PRAYIN' STUFF
BOTHER, I AIN'T ASKIN'
THEY SAY THEY LOVE MY ASS IN
SKIN TIGHT JEANS WITH VPL
I SAY NO BUT THEY KEEP STARIN'
AND SO I KEEP ON BARIN'
MY TITS THEY AIN'T FAKE AN'
WE ARE MEDITATIN'
I KEEP ON LEVITATIN'
MAH LOVE...
² OOOH YES PLEASE MISS F TO THE E TO THE R-G-I-E SHE'S FERGIELICIOUS (SO DELICIOUS)!
