Wednesday, 16 May 2012

Pretties in tights, they said I'd be impressed...

Oh my!

Now, as previously mentioned, where I work, the "gents" is at the far end of the office. I can take a left and trek down, where one sole Extreme Pretty is, with a chance at a glance at another roaming Pretty. OR I can trek down the opposite corridor that leads through babe Boulevard, populated with many, many Pretties.

2 MegaBabes vs A myriad of Pretties...

Well, the überPretty really should win out, but being the sole object of lustful lechery in the vicinity, any ocular appreciations would be a tad obvious!

And then I'd be in deep trub!

So, it's down totty avenue, where a plethora of pretties doesn't single out sexpots for obvious oglement!

And today, there are sweeties surrounding the sirens.

And what treats are my harem of hotties feasting upon?

Lo and behold:

Well, doesn't that just say it all!

Xym's Harem of Pretties and their nomnoms¹...

And while they're gorging their beautiful faces on exotic confections whilst retaining their svelte lithe figure, what's The Xym stuffing his great fat face with?

A nice, healthy sarnie from Marks and Spencer, that's what!

Well, it's got SALAD cream in, and salad is healthy, no?

¹ NOMNOMS - MEANS A MEAL OF LOVELY, YUMMY FOOD, AS IN "NOM NOM NOM!". IT'S ALSO FOREIGN FOR BOOBIES.