You know t'other day I was moaning about people banging on about that dancing dog on Britain's Allegedly Got Talent?
Well, it appears the dancing dog won! For I saw that there Gusset Press this morrow, and emblazoned on the frontispiece is a headline about said dancing dog.
Turns out the dancing dog isn't A Man Dare Hold 'Em after all.
According to The Press, the "Dancing Dog" has left their partner for a gay lover, and is writing it's memoirs.
Ah, so the "dancing dog" is Jessie J then!
Of course not! I jest over Jessie¹, for despite Cowell claiming her to be a rampant lezzpot on the sly and nobbing men for Public Disguise, it's not her.
It's an actual dog!
An actual dog! Leaving it's partner and going gay! And writing a biography!
And the dog is called Pudsey.
Hold up a minute - I remember Pudsey - wasn't he a disabled bear promoting Children In Need? Now he's a gay dog?
So not just transgender - he's transpecies! So much for CIN - more like SIN! The Sinful Act of raising money for "Children In Need" when all the time he was creaming off² funds to get laser eye surgery, his broke arm fixed, a hair transplant, canine hormones and implants, allowing his bear fur to grow into a shaggy coat, then plastic surgery to change him from Doggy to Teddy!
And now Pudsey Dog (née Bear) has left his partner to literally engage in gay dogging!
The filth that passes for so-called News these days!
Still, I expected nothing less from that Rebekah Brooks³ hacking CIN phone lines.
¹ I SAID JEST, AS IN JAPE, JOKE, JOCULARITY, ETC. NOT, I REPEAT, NOT JIZZ!
² NOW WE'RE TALKING JIZZING OVER JESSIE J!
DO IT LIKE BUKKAKE
DO IT LIKE A DUDE
SPREAD MY CROTCH
OPEN MY FLAPS FOR YOU
³ SHE CAN JOIN THE JESSIE J JIZZ SESSION, FLAME HAIRED TEMPTRESS THAT SHE IS! I'VE ALSO HEARD SHE HAS HORSES, AND SHE LENT ONE TO THE PM. CHARLIE BROOKER DID THAT DOCUMENTARY WHERE THE PM SHAGGED THAT PIG - GOD ONLY KNOWS WHAT HER HORSE DID TO HIM! MIND YOU, IF MY WHORES CONSISTED OF BEKKY BROOKS AND JESSIE J... etc, etc...
