I am so great!
I am so great!
I am so marvellous,
I am so great!
Apparently, someone saw me this fair morn on someone's helmet!
At first I was outraged - The Xym?! Accused of being atop nob-end snoods? No purple helmet percher I!
But no - apparently, someone's decorated their Helmet with me! I'm a spray painted effigy atop the cranial protectiveness off two wheeled conveyances...
...hold up a moment... who's so besotted with me that they're getting mini Xym's all over their Helmet?
Oh Christ - pray not it be the return of my psyclepathic man-stalker again! And in a helmet too!
But hold on - didn't the cyclit refuse to wear helmets? Why, he was most insistent that no cyclist should ever wear a helmet on the basis that all evidence points to the fact that they are a safety hazard. Rather than protect your noggin, the slightest tap will cause a helmet to rip your head off. At the very least, the affixing straps will break yer neck to death!
Ah, I notice that our Olympian Cycling Hero, Chief Wiggum, has issued a statement saying that the wearing of helmets should be enshrined in law! Oh dear, a paragon of peddle-ing repute has voided his cunty argument, and so he has decided to honor his God by wearing a helmet.
With an image of that God on it.
An Icon of The Xym - and aren't Icons religious carvings?
By heck, it's been a whilst since I was last revered as a God. I do miss it.
* Reader's Voice * "But Xym, perhaps they meant that some areshole has aerosol'd their helmet to replicate your follicular plumeage"
No - they deffo said they saw ME on a helmet! Not a reflection, nicht ein doppelganger von Xym, Not even The Xym perched precariously should squatting on a helmet. An image of ME! People LURVE me and want me on their helmets.
Especially thieving gayboy chavesters with a penchant for pilfering preposterously huge bonnets!
What's that? Someone has a Tattoo of me too...
Oh my!
Everyone Loves Me!
