Friday, 3 August 2012

Be ready, be ready to get confused...

My mind is blown!

On today's Sky Nudes website: "Naturalist Sir David Attenborough is teaming up with Icelandic pop star Björk for a one-off Channel 4 music documentary to examine the development of music".

There's definitely,definitely, definitely no logic... but yet so, yet so irresistible

That's Sir David Attenborough! and Björk! - the lurker in the bushes watching monkeys mating, and the lurker in airports walloping journos with their handbag.

For she's terribly, terribly, terribly moody... then all of a suddenly turns happy

I know the former Sugar Cubist's warbling and wailing has oft been described as whalesong (when said whale is former portly beardy indie DJ James Whale. Harpooned by a Japanese blubber farmer), but combining Sir David Attenborough and Björk for a historical evaluation of musical audiocity...

This is gonna be ever so, ever so satisfying!

and there is no map!

and a compass wouldn't help at all!1

Although GPS in their Cars may help transport them about a bit.

Oh, but if they ever get close to Gaz Numan, and Numan's behaviour....

1 SIGH. IF I MUST LOWER MYSELF TO EXPECTATIONS:
   AND THERE IS NO FAP
   AND A CUMMED ASS WOULDN'T HURT AT ALL
   YEA HEH HEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEE (THAT'S SOME OF THAT THERE WHALEY WARBLING WHAT SHE DOES LIKE WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT EARLIER!)