We're wolves?
No! Werewolves!
Where wolves?
There! Wolves!
They're wolves? Whose wolves?
Theirs!
And those there, they're their wolves also?
No, they're their cubs.
No! There! In the stream by that small dam!
Ah, they're wierwolves!
Even a man who's pure in heart
And says his prayers by night
Becomes a "Grammar Nazi" when he reads your mail
Of punctuation and spelling FAIL1.
1 ALTHOUGH VICTIMS WILL OFTEN CLAIM DYSLEXIA AS AN EXCUSE FOR THEIR POOR ABILITY TO WRITE DESPITE BEING PERFECTLY ABLE TO SPELL "DYSLEXIA" AND WRITE IN COMPLEX TXTSPK, RESULTING IN NO-ONE BELIEVING THEY REALLY DO HAVE DYSLEXIA, BECAUSE IT'S AN EASY COP-OUT CLAUSE FOR BONE-IDLE LAZYNESS!