it's total shite and full of poo
Dear Dinsmore
Are you sure you're not gay?
Dear Dinsmore
Are you sure you're not gay?
So, once again The Daily Jugs pander to the illiterari, the gormless chavscum fed on a diet of Greggs pasties and Jeremy Kyle. And how do they try and get away with publishing gayporn?
"It's in the public interest, innit!"
Assuming you're a sick perv with an interest in trying to catch a glimpse of Royal Cock!
Shock! Consternation! Uproar! Squaddie Plays Strip Billiards And Loses! End up all nudie as per the rules! Pervy Mate has Snapped His Cock On Camera! Read ahl abaht it!
And this is Public Interest... how?
Let's ask general busybody, internet ghoul and all round anything-that'll-make-me-look-good-to-further-my-career bandwagon hopper Louise Mensch:
"Prince Harry, in inviting people to his room, didn't have the expectation of privacy"
Ah - so you don't expect privacy if you invite people up to your room!
* makes note to track down past partners of The Mensch and obtain their candid nudie sex romps taped in the privacy of their bedroom and get 'em published - after all, she invited them in, so can't expect any privacy! *
Uh-oh... here's comes stereotypical racist sexist Neanderthal "reader" of The Scum (and by reader, I mean Page 3 fapper)
"duhr... um... i fink, yeah, wot it is, right, like - we, the
Yeah - tell you what, mate. Get off your fat arse, get a job, and like many others his age - take a trip to Vegas yourself. In fact, do what Prince Harry did - join the military, see the world, fight in Afghanistan, and between Tours Of Duty relax. You're just jealous of a young man playing Strip Billiards with hot babes, whilst you're stuck on your lazy arse ogling TOWIE freaks whilst shuddering at the thought of Strip Poker with your troll like gap toothed facially challenged ill-dressed scummy mummy Jeremy Kyle fodder of a partner and your equally lard built mates!
Ah, here comes The Daily Fail readers
"One thinks it's disgraceful. He is 3rd in line for the throne - fourth or more if Kate Middleton engages in procreation. One dreads to think what Diana would think - he may be hard working, serving our country and helping charity, but one should remember one represents Britannia 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. Whilst he was sunk in depravity on Leave, he was representing the Queen. Instead of relaxing, he should have been on the Frontlines, shooting immigrants before they get over here to claim OUR benefits! This country is a joke, and once I retire I shall emigrate to Spain, where the natives speak proper English and serve a Full English and a Sunday Roast, whilst still respecting The Queen, Gawd Bless 'er (but not for murdering Diana)."
Is it just me... or is this a HUGE outcry over nothing? Over to our resident loon, eccentric, and all round buffoon - Lord Mayor of Londinium, Boris Johnson:
"I think it'd be disgraceful if a chap wasn't allowed to have a bit of fun in Las Vegas anyway, the real scandal would be if you went all the way to Las Vegas and you didn't misbehave in some trivial way!"
It's come to something when comedy poltroons in positions of Power are the only ones making any sense!
Still, it's top news. Much more important than Anders Breivik being found sane and getting sentenced to 21 years. Still - that's hardly news. In the name of ethnic immigrant cleansing of Islam from the shores of Norway, he only killed 77 people and wounded 240 others in Foreign Parts. This is England, and some bloke getting nudie in a game of strip nudiness is more in the Public Interest.
Public Interest?
Pubic interest, more like!
Lookit the Crown Jewels!
Look at them shine.
Look at them shine.
Oooh! * squirt of Mr Sheen *
Look at them shine.
