Xym! Come out, come out on Fri - it be Birthday Boy Partay down t'pub!
OK - but I needs to leave earleh as I'm off to Nottingham Sat morn :(
Xym! Come out, come out on Fri - it be Mostly Harmless down t'Whatacunt!
Ah - I can't! I need to up earleh to get to Costessey Early Doors so's we can gets to Nottingham :(
Xym! Come out, come out on Sat - it be Ska/Reggae/Garage Punk/Alternative down The Lounge!
Alas - I'm away on Sat... unless you can make me a better offer, say, if particular Pretties are going...
We'll let you know!
Friday Morn
Xym! Come out, come out tomorrow! We want you at Ska/Reggae/Garage Punk/Alternative night!
Hmmm... all week and no bribery by way of promised Pretties. Alas, I confirmed I'm off to Flashback.
Friday Lunch.
I'll just check the line up... hold on a pissing moment! It's SUNDAY! I writ it down wrong! It's SUNDAY I'm off to Nottingham! Well, I may just see thee down The Lounge on Sat then, but have to leave earleh to get to Nottingham first thing Sun!
Xym! Come out, come out tonight! For if you're away on Sun, not Sat, you can keep up company down The WhatACunt and not worry about getting up earleh!
Ooooh! Mayhap I shall!
Friday night
Pub timez! Scotchmans Birthday Drinks! Tartan picnic rug leg warmer! Quaffage of inebriational beverages!
Stagger down T'WhatACunt! Hi there mateyes - I made it! Hold on, here goes me phone - one of my many (imaginary) harem admirers txting me again and demanding my attentions!
"Dude: Round ours at 10, if that's OK"
"I assume you mean Sunday morning!"
"Tomorrow for giggage!"
"I thought it was Sunday... oh fuck!"
"Nope, Sat. Heh heh!"
"Feckarama! Are you SURE? I'd better stop quaffing if I'm to drive over to yours in the morning!"
"Deffo tomorrow dude"
"Shit. Shit shit buggery pissflaps shit!"
So emergency txtage to let down the people on Sat night as what I thought was on Sat, that ended up with thinking was on Sun, was actually on Sat and I fucked up big time!
Christ, I'm useless sometimes!
