Sit here in the pub at night
Forsaken by Curtii
Slow, Slow, Slow
Plead for speed!
Sitting here in the pub all night
t'go home would be so nice
Pace o' this Quizzery
Such a mistake
Slapping my face, t'keep me awake
So slow, so slow, f-f-f-fuckin' slow!
Sip our beers, Bored to tearsShould start at 8
Starts at 9
Sitting here I can hear the cries
Of fat birds, oversized
Sitting here I'm just wanting to die
Ancient tunes plague me hour after hour
I'm sat here in a quiz that's so dire
All I hear: Why'm I here?
Poor old Xymoni
With both o'the Drakes
Speed of this quiz
Won't keep us awake
So slow, so slow, f-f-f-fuckin' slow!
Slow
Don't go!
Don't go, please don't!
Don't go!
Don't go...aaaarrrggh!
So slow, so slow, f-f-f-fuckin' slow!
Bury my face into my hands
Weep.
But on the plus side, we did win 8 pints of inebriage betwixt the three of us... which means another punishing session of o'erlong repeated snippets of snooze. At least alcohol will help us get through the long... drawn out... interminably dull... harpy screeching... pause-ridded... never-ending quiz.
Won't it?
NB: I JUST REALISED THIS SHOULD'VE GONE UP YESTERDAY. FOR SOME REASON, I THOUGHT THIS WAS LAST NIGHT - IT WASN'T. IT WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE. SO WTF DID I DO LAST NIGHT? I HAS NO MEMORY OF IT! I COULD' VE SWORN THIS WAS LAST NIGHT! I REMEMBER FALLING ASLEEP HALF WAY THROUGH AUDITION, BUT THOUGH I STARTED WATCHING IT AFTER I GOT IN FROM THE NON-CHEERY TREE! CLEARLY I DIDN'T... MUST'VE PASSED INTO A TEMPORAL FUGUE ONCE I LEFT WORK... OR GOTS ABDUCTED BY SPACE MONSTERS ONCE MORE, AND MY MEMORY WIPED! OR MY BOTTOM WIPED, AFTER THEIR ANAL PROBINGS. OR SOMETHING.
