...don't invite The Xym!
For often, The Xym will get a notification, and invariably be the first to accept.
However, once The Xym has accepted, you will find that all your other invitees suddenly have Pressing Business Elsewhere and you're left with either putting up with The Xym, or cancelling/rescheduling your event.
And only one has put up with The Xym... and that's only coz the others didn't actually turn up as expected!
I find if I leave it, the more people accept... and when I do finally accept, some will suddenly remember other engagements and back out.
Four times in a row now. FOUR TIMES!!
Paranoia? Conspiracy? The crusty quim of coincidence?
I'm told it's all coincidence - but then, they would say that, wouldn't they!
Oh well, as long as I love me, who cares if no-one else does.
Oh wail, oh misery, oh woe...
Be
not afraid
of the waves
that Xym brings
for they're all
afraid
of the way
Xym
[out]shines
