Racist comments everywhere
Olympic athletes, Track and Field
Subjected to abuse, they yield
Watching the Londinium 2012 last night, I was forced to watch The Diving so the women could perve at the skimpy knickered six-pack'd scrawny hunks tossing themselves off a diveboard.
And then there came China's Olympian athlete. And what do our beloved BBC broadcasting buffoons refer to him as?
Chinkeye!
Slanted eyes meet a new sunrise indeed!
Now, I though the BBC was a reputable organisation, with non of the inherent institutionalised racism and all it entails. Oh, how wrong could I be! It's as bad as Spike Milligan in the 70s;
"Chinky, Chinky, Chinaman
Living in Hong Kong
give us a tune
On your big brass gong"
Or The Goodies episode, with Bill Oddie in full Rasta regalia announcing "I's a blaaaaack muuuslim!"
Chinkeye1 indeed!
And what's the deal with the diving? I don't get it.
Dive into the water, fine. Then get out the pool, stand in a jacuzzi, towel yourself off, let your towel float off in the water, then stand at the side of the jacuzzi as the next diver gets in, whilst standing with hands on hips thrusting your posing pouch at the camera, then going for the next dive, getting out the pool, getting back into the jacuzzi again and towelling yourself off... with the towel that's presumably still wet from when they left it in the pool last time!
And don't get me started on Usain Bolt - of course he's going to win the 100m. He's a million feet tall! His stride probably covers 200m in one step, giving him a time advantage!
Either all contestants should be the same height, or Bolt should be given a penalty for his extreme height. In fact, they should apply a height:distance ratio to cancel out his elongated limb cheatyness!
Eg, I'm 5ft 6in. If I run 100m, the equivalent distance, heightwise, for 6ft 5in tall Bolt is 116.7m. For a 4ft 6in Oompa-Loompa is only 81.8m. It's hardly fair when, in real terms, Bolt doesn't have to run as far.
It's like saying the high jump is fair between dwarves and Mike TeeVee spindly basketball types having to clear the same heights. What chance has Gimli got at winning a Gold medal when he's up against some 9ft beanpole who can just step over it?
Hold on... dwarves up against a 9ft pole...
Ladydwarves, all beardy, writhing against a 9ft pole...
Peter Stringfellow must've really lowered his standards then!
1 LUCKILY THE GRAPHICS TEAM DIDN'T PUT SUCH RACIST "CHINKY" NAME-CALLING ON THE SCOREBOARDS AND INFOMATICALS. THEY PUT QIN KAI... AND YOU'D THINK QIN WOULD BE PRONOUNCED KIN. WHICH IS PROBABLY JUST AS BAD. "HERE COMES 'KIN KAI. THAT'S FOOKIN' KAI CHINK-EYED RICE-EATER WITH HIS COOLIE HAT AND MANDARIN ORANGES AND HENTAI TENTACLE ABUSE OF THE HIS TEENAGE ASIAN LADY ATHLETES, YELLOW PERIL THAT HE IS".
LESS OF THIS OLYMPIAN RACISM ON THE BBC, SAY I!!
