Thursday, 14 May 2009

It's not that easy being green...

Indeedy not. 

For you have to stay one step ahead of the Pepperoni, keeping your anger in check, whilst increasing the size of your carbon footprints by bombarding yourself with more radioactive material than Thor can shake his mighty hammer at.


Carbon Footprint my best hat! Since when have gormsters being attireing themselves with replacatory stationary about their lower limbs and leaving big blue pawprints all over the place for the Council to clean up?


And they dare to claim that we're going all Icey Age just because of pre-photocopier secretaries taking down dictation whilst walking on the bosses back in carbon paper Richards.


See, these enviro-mentals have it all wrong. Yes, there is an Ice Age coming, and yes, it is Man Made.


Made by Men wot work at Pixar.


Ice Age 3.


Oh dear...