So much for frat party ocular blastage paradoxicality!
Far from being a Harbinger of Doom though space monster TURDIS based reconfigurer of Artifacts, he's just been snatched from poncing about the forests with a load of hairy Hagrids!
And all because he was chasing the dog with a fork, and making wolfish growlment at Mom in his bunny suit.
Not that his mum was in his bunny suit, like some Hugh Heffalump Playtart trollop. Unless she was, and that's what sent him screaming from his bedroom into the arms of wild thingies before being thrust into the past to warn Flash Gordon he's only got 28 days, Six hours, 42 minutes and 12 seconds to save the Earth.
Donnie Arden and Minge the Merciless in The 747 Engine of Terror.
An' suchlike...
