"Now, it's quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him 'elpless!"
Naturally, the spotty gormster manning picking his nose in the garage shed dispensing Ginsters pasties and Condoms is not familiar with the perils of the fruit.
Raised on a diet of Pizza, Coke, McBurgers and 'fries', no wonder the straight-A graduate of the School of Chav can be taken in by drop out chavscum threatening them with their herbaceous dessert treatery.
And once the cash is pocketed, the 'armed robber' consumes his pistol, leaving no trace of the 'firearm'.
Good job he didn't do a Dirty Harry, and hold up the teller with a Magnum. All that Aztec Ecuador Dark melting in the sun is a sure giveaway!
And if they're giving away Magnums, I wants one!!!
