What's this?!
Dromaius novæhollandiæ, dashing about the place free from it's symbiotic existance?!?!
Seems that taking a tumble when fiddling with washing powder recievery apparatus due to simultaneously fisting a blig blue bird led not only to the demise of molesters of popular presenters, but also the extraction of the frottaging arm from the emu's waste disposal unit!
And now the bird is back on our screens! But now able to act indepently of rectal probage
Which begs the question - why did Rodney have to keep putting his arm up some australian birds arse?
Well, as all know it was an excuse to grope young kids! "Sorry, it's his bitey beak! He really wants to bite yer bum. Cor, don't get many of those to the pound, do you missus!"
And now, bereft of disguise to cover the Hand Of Gropeage, he stalks the spirit realm like some astral eidolon. Haunting the corridors of the EBC and the Pink Oboe, like some spectral Emu..., nay, Emo Paedo! Giving Naiomi Wilkinson a proper Milkshake & FingerTits in the 5ive broom cupboard and slapping a cream pie in the face of Anna Williamson off of ToonAttik.
But not Kirsten O'Brien in a lads mag...
