"Lets develop a super soldier!"
"OK, I'm a hot, pretty, scientistette. I can develop a serum!"
"OK, we need the element of surprise"
"Well, how about I blend the DNA of men and fish, so create a sort of mere-soldier that can sneakily swim up on our enemies?"
"By Job, I think she's got it!"
*Time passes*
"Ok, I've developed my super-serum!"
"Right, we're taking your serum and using it!"
"But you can't! What about side effects!"
"You're fired!"
"But..."
"Security - remove her! Now, inject these 5 death row inmates with the serum......oh, buggery! They've mutated into monstrous murdrous fishcreatures and legged it out the complex!"
And once again, A Town is under siege by rapey fishmen, tearing up the menfolk and taking their women off to their watery lair for The Impregnation.
But hurrah! Sexy Scientistette is here to save the day!
Well, tell all about how Major Bunghole has misused her serum to create an army of fishfolk whose
Yes, a METAL spearpoint ON FIRE! Lit by a handy lighter. Underwater.
But still, Major Fuckface is gonna blow up the reef and the fish monsters... oh, and all the babes cocooned in some incubatory sac. Which now includes Pretty Professorette.
But Our Hero dives in to save the dames... leaving him out of Aliens poorly diverting General Git to allow Our Hero (and friend) to don wetsuits and run across the open beach and into the water all unseen.
Yay! Rescue the women just as the reef explodes!
Check-up time - no sign of rapey babies, so everyone's ok! The Guy gets his girl... despite being ravished by fishmonsters and bereft of batrachian brood due to being On The Blob, they're remarkably chipper.
All's well that ends well. Even Pretty Professorette got a replacement lighter - the last one in the gift shop!
Oh no! Sexy Scientistette's chart was wrong and she's stuck at the lights!
G'aaaah! Chestbursting caviar all over the dashboard!
And I still didn't get to see mah HBC :(
And I really don't want to put myself through that again, just to find her.
Oh well, on with waxifications...
