Switch it off
Turn it on
Don't want it centered
With a smaller font
I need ser-ser-ser-ser-service
I need good ser-ser-ser-service...
Jizzpainted flangepaste!
I finally gets Robin Hobbs 9-part Fool saga, and the first one is all formatted to buggery.
Centre justified (but not ancient. Nor in an Ice-cream van. Mmmmm... ice-cream...) and a great big huge feck-off font that even on the smallest font setting only fits 7 words on a line!
All other books - open em up - looks like this blog do. Not so Assassin's Apprentice. Oh, no. It looks like this:
Imagine¹ if my blog was laid
out like this all the time, and
you couldn't reduce the font
size. At least if you start
small you can increase the font,
but when the smallest is THIS?
So I whined to Amazon. There lieth my mistake - mayhap I should have whined, dined and 69'd 'em, but knowing my luck I'd get one of them hot chicks off that Jeremiah Vile's Babez Calendar.
And their response:
Turn It Off And On Again.
As if a reboot will magically fix embedded formatting. Gormsters! Have they never heard of Microsoft Word?
Actually, probably not. Only in the context of them rappaz from da hood in da Norwich ghetto, ya get me, Blood? Word!
Never mind shnizzle mah shizzle, I'll splinter ya sphincter with a shitty shaft of sizzling red hot poker if you don't sort it ahhrt!
Turn it off and on again, my best hat!
¹ AS IF ANYONE COULD! NO-ONE EVEN READS THIS BOBBINS BOLLOCKS, LET ALONE IMAGINE READING IT! lIKE JONNY LENNON SAID - "IMAGINE ALL THE PEOPLE. WELL ALL THE PRETTIES. ALL NUDIE LIKE. AND THAT EXCLUDES YOKO ONO² COZ SHE'S ALL UGGLY BUGGLY WITH A BAIN SIDHE CATWERWAULING VOCAL EMITTANCE."
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