I hopes not!
Not content with blending Sharks and Octopussies to get Sharktopie, in a case of life imitating art they'v only gone and blended Jellyfishies with Puddytats!
In trying to cure The Aids, they've actually injected Jellyfish DNA into taby cats, so that they give birth to some unearthly hybrid of JellyCatfish!
Apparently, them there Jellyfishies have a protein that halts Aids in macaque monkeys. So, as felidæ get FIV, they decided to test it on them kitties.
And what a bonus result - they created Glow-In-The-Dark pussy!
It's unknown whether it helps the FIV or not, but... Glow-In-The-Dark Cats!
Yeah, the Aminal Rights protesters may be up in arms about testing on Aminals. Why can't we test on The Humans, or Death Row gits?
A green glowing manic maniac on the prowl. No thanks! It may be good for casting these bad guys in Scooby Doo movies as the "ghost" with authentic glowyness, but what's cuter? A Green-Glowing Jack Torrance chopping through the door, or a sprectral kitteh scampering about!
The only drawback is that the green glow may warn the mices - but that's no different from the Blues & Twos alerting burglar Bill and he burgles away at a burglary.
The Incredible Hulcat. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.
But when he's being all sweet and cute...
Admit it - you wants one!
