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Music To Watch Perv (At) Girls (Go) By Bi
I'm no good at chatting up
Coz I'm too shy to speak
Enough to drive The Xym to drink²
And leer at waitresses
who always clear the mugs piled up
- I'd give her 'the wink'!
But you will always find Xym by the window in Starbucks.
I sit there and admire the viewWatch Pretties go to work³
They all fancy someone else
And never Xym the troll.
Sat there on me own.
Fat boy Xym sups up his brew.
That's why you'll always find Xym by the window in Starbucks.
You will always find Xym sat there perving at Pretties.
You will always find Xym by the window in Starbucks.
Then I met this gorgeous chickI said "I write a strange blog"
She was into Church and God
But I ain't no bible nut
(This was in the one on St. Stephens)
I had no luck with her :(
You will still find Xym by the window in Starbucks.
You will still find Xym by the window in Starbucks.
Some day I'll meet a pretty girlWho'll fall in love with me
We'll both walk into a Starbucks
And drink a new latte.
And I'll have done my time by the window in Starbucks.
Done my time sat there perving at Pretties.
He'll have done his time by the window in Starbucks.
He'll have done his time sat there perving at Pretties.
He'll have done his time by the window in Starbucks.
¹ DEDICATED TO THE PRETTY THAT IS JO WOOD, WHO MISSED BEING PERVED OVER DUE TO PASSING THE 'BUCKS SLIGHTLY TOO LATE...
² COFFEE. SPECIFICALLY VENTI ALMAND LATTE (OR GINGERBREAD LATTE AT XMAS) MON-FRI, AND MANGO/PASSION OR RASPBERRY/BLACKCURRANT OF A SATURDAY AFTERNOON
³ OR ANYWHERE ELSE A PRETTY MAY BE OFF TO EARLY MORNING OR SAT AFTERNOON
