I always KNEW I was out of place in the world!
Having one of them there new fruit based telecommunicative devices, it appears that I am not where I is!
GPS is so accurate... except I seem to be offset from my signal by a fair distance.
So, although it looks like I'm actually here, I'm not. I'm over there!
But, as many say - Xym's not all there anyway!
Although I'm visually & physically at home, that stalkery electonic movement positioner has me in the bedroom of the Polish Pretty down the road.
Or is the GPS some Nostradamian prophetic phone - telling me my future location is ploughed up to the plums in the furrow of foreign femme fatales?
Or it's just slightly out of positional synch?
Nah... it's the polish Pretty for certain!
Yay for precognitive media!
