And what do you give your friends (particularly the friends who are Pretties?)
That's right - CHOCOLATE!
Gary the gourmand gourami has been donated to the London Sea Life Aquarium, and has been hand reared on a diet of Kit Kats.
Mmmmm... chocolate sushi!
Guess we should be thankful it's not a chocolate starfish!
Poor old Gary is now being fed chocolate filled grapes to get his lardy arse flotation belly down.
How come I don't get chocolate filled grapes - THEN I'd start having my 5-a-day.
Although I already do have 5-a-day. 5 cakes a day.
Anyhoo, them Aquariumariners have put this malformed dweller of the deep into some aquamarine loonybin. Apparently, his fellow inmates are a cat-fish that believes it's a cat, and a punk pufferfish who goes around headbutting the other fish like some scaly ska skinhead out for a scrap.
Oh, if only I had renewed my Merlin card, so I could go and laugh at the mental fish for free.
Then again, I guess I can count my blessings I didn't have a fishy merkin discount card.
Discount trout twat topiary by the bins behind Lidls.
Not good.
