Aw, bless.
The Littlest Homo with a shotgun was tonights bill of fare.
Even better, it came with a Troll Hunting guide.
As if I need one - my Troll Hunting guide is simple.
1. Xym looks in mirror
2. Xym visits Great Y'ha-nthlei seafront by the burger bars
3. Hunt successful
Anyhoo, homicidal homeless bears and teachers.
Clearly a Teacher In The Arts That Amuse Men, the skank-ho slattern.
How come these double-barrelled shotguns come with an unlimited supply of shells? Yes, our Hero came by a shotgun... but no shells. Yet he's able to blow away bad guy after bad guy without either reloading or stopping off at Lidl for more ammo!
Awesome fim though!