One's new coiffure made much impressive impressions upon the populace of popular pop quiz popquizzers!
It seems universally approved as being sooooooo much better.
And I thought my previous magnificent mane was fabulous and loved by all (Well, by gay blokes down The WhatACunt and drunken strumpets envious of my luscious locks at least).
But it now seems that I need one final improvement - I need some plum directions on me barnet.
Or was it directions to High Barnet? Nah - my plumage is no longer so tall. It could've been directions on me plums... but surely I shouldn't have to direct any Prettiers there, and I'm not dying my scrotality just so collars and cuffs match.
Or is it coiffures and muffs that are supposed to match?
I don't know - I got distracted when a Cleaving Heavage started shining my torch down her top and offering to photographicate her heaving cleavage for my own personal pervy persual.
That's the power of purple plumage combined with an offer of rampant shaggery!
But the follicle gaydar has minced out from The WhatACunt and into the Black Whores.
Round 1 - We're in 2nd place! Oooooooh!
Round 2 - Back into our usual just-losing-out 4th place
Round 3 - Chappy comes to collect scores
Blokey: "What's your score"
Me: "52"
Blokey "62"
Paul: "Yeah - 62!"
Me: "no, 52!"
Blokey: "OK - 62"
Round 4 - Blokey: "Score please"
Me: "59"
Blokey "69"
Paul: "Oh, 69! Whey-hey"
Me: "No - 59!"
Blokey: "I'll put you down for 69"
So, 2 rounds, he's giving me a total of 20 extra points. Am I ennunciating clearly? Yep - he's just giving you an extra 10 points. You're in there Xym! Feck orf - I ain'n't gay!
Blokey comes round for Round 5 points... he ups my total by 10 points again! We're still 4th, but By The Power Of Colored Cranial Forestry, I've earned our team an undeserved 30 extra points!
Round 6. Right, Miss Foxatronic, YOU tell him the scores. See if he gives you an extra portion of points.
Blokey: "Score please"
Foxicle: "37"
Blokey: "37 then"
So there you have it. The pulling power of the purple pompadour. Now, I only I can make it work on Pretties...
...but I think I need purple plums for that.
Or something.
