Tuesday, 16 August 2011

Black Whores and The Cherry Tree...

Whoo-ho!*

I am so great!
I am so great!
I am so marvellous,
I am so great!

Go Xym!

Return of the Attack of the Solitary Fluffy Bunny Part II in 3D rose to the dizzy heights of 2nd place, and 8 free pints of booze!

All on me own!

2 points behind first plaice.

One being my fault for confusing a back-to-front Tiffany "I think we're Alone Now" Mega-Pirahna with Tracey "Sunglasses" Ullman.

Another being a passing flufferel popping by with questionage of Granny Smith mobility lockage preventative measures via SIM (not Xym) to fauns & Satyrs, making me change my mind on them there En Vogues.

And if I hadn't mixed up Dave Lee Roth with David Coverdale, I'd've trounced the lot of 'em and won a free feast to feed upon.

But still - I wons! Well, runner-upped! All by myself...

Don't wanna be... all by myself.

Like Celine Dion (whom I may have put down as the lead singer, if the question was about Dio and not Whitesnake).

Probably.

* NOT FUNKYPIGEON.COM WHOO-HOO, KATIE TURNSTILE WHO-HOO AS SHE PUTS HER EYE TO THE TELLYSCOPE AND SUDDENLY SHE SEES SIXPACKED NEIGHBOURS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD (OR STREET) FROM HER BEDROOM AS SHE PLAYS WITH HER GLAMOURPUSS.

OR SOMETHING.