Anyhoo, them there pimp-daddied Ho's can't claim November as Ho-vember, as us manliest of manly men have already claimed it for Mo-vember.
Presumably in honour of Mo The Barman out of The Simpsons, who got prostrate cancer from lying down flat doing nothing for too long.
And to raise money to pay off the cutting off of his cancerous cock, we shave our faeces and grow a 'tashe.
Except for me, who already sports a magnificent Musketeer moustache, and I ain't shaving that off just yet!
Anyhoo, as The Girls can't have their Ho-vember, it seems they have claimed another month - Fannuary.
And as the name suggests, to combat clit cancer, it's spending New Years Eve becoming a follicle free fresh flange of a shaven haven, and growing a topiaried twat toupée to keep themselves warm in Winter.
I'm all for it - especially if, like Movember, and Pretties have to keep a public photographic record of their pubic progress!
So, c'mon my Pretties - it's almost December. eMail me photo minge montages of your current fanny forestry. Then, on Nude Year's Day, send me pictures of your poon plumage pruning, so 'Poontang Clan' Xym can check out your 'gravel pit'. Then, over Fannuary, keep me updated with regular close up shots of your quim coiffure! It IS for charity after all!
As them thar flock o' seagulls chanted:
"If I had a photograph of poon
Just something to remind me¹
I wouldn't spend my life just letching..."
So - don't forget, my Pretties. Fannuary - shave yer bush for charity² (and send visual records for Xym's perusal and in-depth study)
"Fannuary
Sick & tired of hair dangling off minge
It's time to shave hairy pie
Spread open your thighs
Photo! Photo!"
- and that was sung by a Pilot on Top Of The Pops, and he should know, coz them pilots are always shagging air hostess trolly dollies up their 'cock-pit', which has to be shaven in case pubes break free and clog up the aileron controls whist she's happily getting some thrust out of throttling the co-pilot's rudder.Or something...
¹ I HAS BEEN SINGLE FOR SO LONG, I NEED REMINDING WHAT A PRETTIES SECRET WET WELL OF WONDERS IS!
² CHARITY BEGINS AT HOME... SO THIS YEARS CHARITY IS "FLASH THE GASH AT XYM IN HIS OWN HOME" TO HELP SAD SHORT FAT OLD UNPOPULAR GOTHBOYS WITH THE VISAGE OF A TROLL TO SEE ALL HIS PRETTIES ALL NUDIE-LIKE
